The Truth About The Moon Landing

For years we have been told that the United States managed to land astronauts on the moon.  We have also been told that we didn't land astronauts on the moon, it was a hoax, perpetrated by the government in collusion with hollywood.  Maybe the actual truth lies somewhere in between.  Somewhere in a realm I like to call, the something zone.  I don't know, some kind of zone.  Like an area of weirdness.  I'll think of it later, it's not important now.  The important thing is I believe I have blown open the truth about the moon landing, and the truth is, it was slightly faked.  Let's look at the evidence:

Here is an iconic image we are all familiar with, a flag on the moon.  The standard NASA claim is that this is the location on the moon where we landed.  The fact is, that's just not possible.  Imagine that we had landed at this location on the moon.  What would have happened to that flag?  Think about it, it would have been crushed by the space ship!  I suppose you could argue that the space ship wasn't very heavy and that it's balanced on top of the flag, but if that's the case, where is it?  Wouldn't we be able to see the space ship in the photo?

No, I think the facts speak for themselves.  This is not where we landed on the moon.  We must have landed somewhere to the right or left of the flag, possibly in front of, but probably not behind.

My fellow citizens, you have been hoodwinked, but now you know better.  Spread the word.  We did not land on the moon in the exact position we were told.  We did land there, sure, and that's pretty cool.  You can also tell people that.